Last night.........

Last night…, I lay in bed and masturbated. It did me good, I knew it would

To night…, I shall repeat the operation. It's my desire, to pull the wire.

First I try the long stroke, up and down, up and down.

Then I try the short stroke, round and round, round and round.

Then… squeeze it, squeeze it, smash it on the floor.

Bang it, bang it, begging it for more.

Some people say that sexual intercourse is rather grand.

But speaking for myself, I'd rather use my fucking hand.